toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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