when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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