Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
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brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
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I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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