we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
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She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
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So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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