My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
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This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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