I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
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I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
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Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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