I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
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if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
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I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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