U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
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I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
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2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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