it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
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It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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