Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
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FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
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