Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I've blown a few things in my day
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Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
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i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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