I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
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hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
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You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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