babies were throwing up all over the place
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
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Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
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dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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