This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
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Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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