Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
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So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
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It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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