Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
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I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
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"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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