Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
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We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
my poor anus
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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