Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
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just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
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I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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