dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
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she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
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Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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