Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
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You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
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I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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