So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
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I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
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I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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