Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
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so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
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He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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