ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
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I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
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I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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