I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
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tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
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