thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
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That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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