the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
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At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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