in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
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It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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