So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
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