Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
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Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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