and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
we're making bets on your personal life
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
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You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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