So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
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Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
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didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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