I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
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Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
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You are a booty call, not a friend.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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