its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
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Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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