Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
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She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
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Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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