I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
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He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
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