oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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