ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
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this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
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The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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