this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
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Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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