i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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