my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
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I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
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Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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