Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
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You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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I think my nap took me to another dimension
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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