after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
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Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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