a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
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Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
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Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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