Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
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every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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