My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
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It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
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I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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