Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
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I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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