please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
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There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
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Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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