need another drink. this is the easiest way
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
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I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
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Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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