I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
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apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
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wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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