i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
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End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
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Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
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